Is this Christina Aguilera ? (mystery)

Posted by nickbrutusgrass | Fashion'd, Gossip, Music World, WTF?!, Weirdo Art | Wednesday 27 January 2010 10:17 pm

UPDATE: THIS POST WAS NOT MODIFIED FROM ITS ORIGINAL EDIT. THE VIDEOS HAVE BEEN CHANGED SINCE, AND SOME TITLES AS WELL, MAYBE IT’S A HOAX, OR MAYBE IT WAS JUST TOO EASY FOR PEOPLE TO FIND OUT. WE DON’T KNOW! (read at your own discretion)

Let’s take a break from the regular posts and let’s look into the next best mystery that’s been slowly passing around different music blogs. I received a video not too long ago from iamamiwhoami with no information about it, and no attribution, so I watched and decided to ignore since it was unknown. Here’s the first video titled “Prelude 699130082.451322″ again:

A couple of weeks later, a second video titled “9.1.13.669321018″ surfaced on the same youtube channel, the weird numbers as titles attracted my attention, and the fact that a couple of blogs started to speak about it, and we could see some sort of a face with blonde hair and big eye lashes, the whole situation sparked my interest right away:

Two days later, a third video titled “9.20.19.13.5.723378″ was uploaded and rage took over. This stuff is so dark, weird and no one knows where this is all coming from, and why it is being e-mailed to multiple blogs at the same time:

So a lot of people have started saying that it is Christina Aguilera’s comeback. I was very skeptical at first, and couldn’t believe that she would pull off such a weird-artsy campaign, but a few different clues started coming around and I think I can say that Christina Aguilera might be taking Pop Culture to some sort of different level… let’s check out the facts first.

First of all, someone in an online forum pointed out that there was a Promo picture for Christina Aguilera on the German Sony BMG website that seems to be a still that is taken right from the second video (click here to check out the actual link in your browser):

Then, people started seeing similarities in the facial shots such as this picture (taken from MuuMuse):

Other speculations include these female artists: Lady Gaga, Goldfrapp, Ladytron and also The Golden Filter because of this video. However, other conspiracy theorists also started decoding the numbers and came up with something really weird. Check it out:

If you add up all the decimals, and then use the alphabet to replace them you come up with some stuff pointing to Christina all over.

First Video: “Prelude 699130082.451322
6+9+9+1+3+0+0+8+2 = 38 || 4+5+1+3+2+2 = 17
now if you associated numbers to letters such as: A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, etc…
38=CH (3=C, 8=H) and 17: AG (1=A, 7=G)
So the title would come up to: “Prelude “CH.AG”

the other videos as well:
Second Video: 9.1.13.669321018 = I. A. M. CH.
Third Video: 9.20.19.13.5.723378 = I.T.S.M.E.C.

This could be just a coincidence, but it could also be one great -amazing- marketing strategy that I approve of completely.
What do you think?

13 Comments »

  1. Comment by abbella — January 27, 2010 @ 11:43 pm

    i saw that image .. months ago i dissmissed it not knowing what it was .. when i came accross the videos .. i knew imed .. i stated tweetin faceing to every1 stil no1 believed me .. i tried postin the address my comments would get deleted .. so i startd get mail from every1 and thier fathr .. who is it .. i left cryptic clues on the forum .. my comments would get deleted .. mysteriously .. so i gave up and i been sitting back snickering and laughing ever since .. i found that photo 1st .. tried telling every .. the address clearly stated name record company and for what purpose .. still no1 believe .. i dont care i know the truth … thats that …

  2. Comment by SiKK — January 28, 2010 @ 8:35 am

    wow…now that’s very unic. Im loving the idea especially the visual. But the idea is still very similar to any artist who makes a “comeback” – its their REBIRTH. or their TRANSFORMATION, their EVOLUTION. Like you said the marketing strategy is great, all that mystery is really captivating. Hope to hear missAguilera at her best again.

  3. Comment by Clermont1 — January 28, 2010 @ 3:09 pm

    yes, it’s pretty clear this is Christina. especially with this BMG photo above.

    Yes, it’s a smart new twist on marketing.
    Yes, it’s different from, more interesting than anything else of hers VISUALLY.
    and Yes, it is yet once again the most banal, self-indulgent drivel we
    would expect from both Aguilera AND a Major label.

    Did someone see a nine Inch Nails video from the late 90’s and think “Hey a girl pop star can be dark too; let’s find a producer, and a videographer and create a new “image” for her. it’ll be real dark. yeah.
    Groovy, take it to the marketing department and get approval. awesome.” ?

    poor, dumb girl’s never had her own human identity since her mom put her in beauty pageants at age 4. i actually feel sorry for her. she does have a strong (while generic & affected) voice.

    my guess: AG. yawn.

    Clermont1

  4. Pingback by La promo de miss Christina « Les Culturés — January 30, 2010 @ 10:03 am

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  5. Comment by abbella — January 31, 2010 @ 8:20 am

    notice the first video is gone due to the fact that the 1st video contained a short clip of a goat giving birth on a farm in sweden or some other country .. whatever .. thanks molly nolte .. you realise im being sarcastic right ? molly ? thanks a whole lot ! now i supose the other videos will disapear just the same just as soon .. guess this campaign is over now. before the truth came out .. GREAT now i guess ill have to pay $$ to go 2 the movies or something to get entertained ! oh well ! cest la vie .

  6. Comment by abbella — January 31, 2010 @ 10:41 am

    OK SO NOW THE 1ST VIDEO .. HAS NOW BEEN REPLACED BUT EDITED .. AND THE GOAT GIVING BIRTH ON THAT FARM .. FROM A UTUBE VIDEO … HAS NOW BEEN REPLACED … W/ A CARTONISH DRAWING OF A GOAT … SOOOO FREAKIN FUNNY .. REMINDS ME OF NIN , VIDEO WHERE THE MADE THEM EDIT THIER VIDEO .. SO THEY CLIPED THE PART OUT REPLACING IT W/ A COUNT DOWN OF 3 SECONDS .. W/ DISCLAIMER THAT READ .. (DELETED SCENE) SO BRILLIANT .. HAHAH I LOVE YOU MORE.. iamamiwhoami .. btw . . there was no indecent exposure it was a copy write infringement .. the owner of the clip of the goat giving birth .. molly nolte .. demanded its removal .. so iamamiwhoami .. edited the video and has NOW RE POSTED THE 1ST VIDEO … EDITED , OF COURSE .. NO GOAT GIVING BIRTH. HAHAHAHA

  7. Comment by abbella — February 2, 2010 @ 12:29 pm

    all VIDEOS HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH NEW ONES DUE TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENTS .. IAAMIWHOAMI USED SCENES FROM OTHER UTUBE VIDEOS W/OUT PERMISSION SO THER HAVE BEEN REPLACED .. AND WERE THER WAS ONCE AN OWL, A GOAT GIVING BIRTH, AND A WHALE SHARK.. THERE IS NOW A DRAWING OF THE ANIMAL… INSTEAD REWATCH THE VIDEOS UNDER iamamiwhoami .. uploaded less than 2 days ago on jan 31st

  8. Comment by abbella — February 10, 2010 @ 10:32 am

    NEW VIDEO …UPLOADED…THIS …MORNING….!!!

    WIERD JUST AS OTHERS … IF NOT MORE… THERE ARE 2 WOMEN . A UNUSUAL ACT WITH A DIFFERENT TREE SITTING ON IT AT SPINNING NAKED.
    SHE LOOKES AT IT AS THOUGH .. SHE WANTS IT …!!! WIERD

  9. Pingback by La promo de miss Christina « Les "Nobody" — February 11, 2010 @ 6:04 pm

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  10. Comment by abbella — February 25, 2010 @ 5:54 pm

    their is yet a new video .. # 5 .. SO FAR THIS ONE IS EVEN MORE WIERD THAN THE PRIEVIOUS 4 VIDEOS .. THERE SEEMS TO BE MANY REFRENCES TO THE SCANDINAVIAN .. MYTHS REGUARDING .. THE ..HULDRA .. A TROLL LIKE CREATURE .. WHO IN THIER GLAMOUR STAGE APEARS .. VERY BEAUTIFUL BLOND W/ LONG HAIR WHO LURES MEN IN2 THE WOODS FOR SEX ..DRAINING THEM .. CAUDING THEM TO GO MAD .. OR DIE .. THE CODES ..LED ME TO THIS CONCLUSION … BESIDES THE OBVIOUS IMAGERY ..CH is THE INTERNET CODE FOR .. SWITZERLAND .. AG is a VILLAGE IN HUNGARY .. ITS ME C .
    C IS THE CODE FOR A COMPUTER LANGUAGE DEVELOPED BY BELL .. and also EDUCATIONAL was the code added .. after the scandle i listed above in previous comments ..cont.

  11. Comment by abbella — February 25, 2010 @ 6:01 pm

    THEN THE CODES ..IM AM CF ..CF IS LATIN FOR COMPARE CONFER TO .. LOOK UP ..SUBJECT IS CLOSE TO MATERIAL ..BUT NOT AN EXACT MATCH FOR ALL CRITERIA .. ..then there was the code MANDRAGORA C .. AS IN LOOK UP MANDRAGORA .. A PLANT AKA .. MANDRAKE .. USED IN WICCA .. WHITE/ GREEN .. MAGIC .. AND MANY SPEELS TO WARD OFF. UNWANTED CREATURES IN FOLKLORE … AKA SWISS.. GERMAN ..HUNGARY.. IRELAND ..ECT..then the codes OFFICINARUM V ..= ALPINIA OFFICINARUM V = AROMATIC GINGER BOTH MANDRAKE AND OFFICINARUM V .. ARE BOTH USED TO WARD OFF THE HULDRA!

  12. Comment by abbella — February 25, 2010 @ 6:07 pm

    THEN THERE IS THE 5 VIDEOS .. OF A BLOND FEMALE COVERED IN MUD .. AND A BARK LIKE SURFACE .. AND THE TREES WITH THE ARMS AND LEGS APENDAGES ..AS BRANCHES .. THERE IS A LENDENDARY .. TREE FROM SCANDINAVIA .. OF A TREE .. OF LIFE W/ ARMS AND LEGS .. AND IT BEARS FRUIT THE FRUIT TO THE WEST ..WAS FORBIDDEN BY GOD , WHO SENT A SNAKE AND A DOG TO PROTECT THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT .. WHEN THE DOG SLEPT THE FEMALE STOLE THE FRUIT .. IN THE NEW 5TH VIDEO .. THE WOMAN .. IS EMBRACING THE TREE.. AND KNOKING OFF FRUIT THAT LOOKS LIKE STRAWBERRIES .. AND THEN A DOG .. STARTS BARKING AT HER .. SHE SPITS SOMETHING AT THE DOG .. THEN APPEARS TO LAY EGGS IN THE TREE .. THEN .. THE TREE DROPS .. 6 STRAWBERRIES ON LONG STRINGS .. SO FREAKY WIERD .. BUT COOL I MUST SEE

  13. Comment by abbella — February 25, 2010 @ 6:08 pm

    YOU .. MUST ..SEE …

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